so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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