Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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