Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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