Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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