adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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