Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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