Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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