we're chasing vodka with high fives
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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