at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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