Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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