Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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