I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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