Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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