Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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