i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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