she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
There's always time for handjobs
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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