Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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