ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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