let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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