I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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