When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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