Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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