Pappa wants mamma naked
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.