that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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