I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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