I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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