But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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