She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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