she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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