one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Also, beer. Big fan.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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