Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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