I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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