He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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