My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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