Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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