Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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