is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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