the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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