When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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