Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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