Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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