True but thats because hes a fetus.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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