batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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