Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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