it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
True college students do jello shots in the library
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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