this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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