There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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