you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
only if we run a train.
done.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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