even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i think i just lost a toe
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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