I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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