She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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