Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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