just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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