my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize