who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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